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shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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simplicitayy:

That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….




pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later




accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first




//: The general public's guide to the Jaeger Program






tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp





If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter



how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit




manticoreimaginary:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

Jesus fuck.

manticoreimaginary:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

Jesus fuck.